Fun Phrase !

You might like it. This is hilarious... ..even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans.

Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with.....

1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me.. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7 -eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away.

10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6 . He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.

The Biggest Liar - Jokes

One fine day, while Terence and Linda were chatting in a coffee house, Terence said to Linda, :
Did you know that Benny won the 1st prize in the Lying Competition yesterday ?"
"Did he ?" Linda asked.
"How did he win the 1st Prize ?"
"Oh, he told the biggest lie." Terence said.
"What lie did he tell ?" Linda asked.
"He said he has never told a lie in his entire life," replied Terence.

The fish is not fresh - Jokes

One day, Peter went to a restaurant to take his lunch.
To his disgust, the fish served was stale and tasteless.
He then questioned the waiter, "Why is it that the fish is not fresh ?"
The waiter asked in return, : "Why didn't you come 2 days ago ?"

The moon is nearer - Jokes

Paul asked his daughter, Elizabeth, : "Which is nearer, London or the moon?"
His daughter said : "I think the moon is nearer."
Surprised, Paul asked "Why ?"
Elizabeth replied : "Because I can see the moon but I cannot see London."

Time to take medicine - Jokes

One day during midnight, a patient was sleeping soundly.
Suddenly, a nurse came into the room and shouted roughly to the patient.
"Wake up!".
"What for ?" asked the half-asleep patient, still rubbing his eyes.
"It is time to take your medicine." replied the nurse.
"What medicine ?" asked the patient.
"Your sleeping pills."said the nurse.

Another Joke To Share

In one hot sunny day, when Melvin was passing by a fruit stall, he heard someone shouted :

'' Watermelon ! Watermelon ! Come and grab ! One for only $2 ! Not Sweet, no charge !!! Watermelon ! Watermelon ! Don't buy will regret ! ''

Melvin walked up happily to the hawker and said : '' Very Good ! May I have a Big and Unsweet Watermelon ? ''

The man cried : " What !??? ''

Jokes

A joke to share.

One day, a mother saw her daughter riding on a swinging seat. She shouted for her daughter to come down immediately and said to her :

'' Doreen, NEVER wear a dress to swing.".

"Why can't I ?'' asked the little girl.

''It is because people may see your panty when you are on the swing."

''Yes, mommy !'' answered Doreen obediently.

The next day, Doreen came home happily and told mum that she just rode the swing.

Mom cried :"Didn't I tell you not to play the swing when you are wearing a dress ?"
Doreen answered proudly :"Mom ! Don't worry ! No one else can see my panty! Because I have it removed before I jumped onto the swing !"

"What ?!!!! Errrrrrr!!!!!!!!" Screamed Mom !