Jokes

A joke to share.

One day, a mother saw her daughter riding on a swinging seat. She shouted for her daughter to come down immediately and said to her :

'' Doreen, NEVER wear a dress to swing.".

"Why can't I ?'' asked the little girl.

''It is because people may see your panty when you are on the swing."

''Yes, mommy !'' answered Doreen obediently.

The next day, Doreen came home happily and told mum that she just rode the swing.

Mom cried :"Didn't I tell you not to play the swing when you are wearing a dress ?"
Doreen answered proudly :"Mom ! Don't worry ! No one else can see my panty! Because I have it removed before I jumped onto the swing !"

"What ?!!!! Errrrrrr!!!!!!!!" Screamed Mom !