Riddles

Q : What weighs less than nothing, but a hundred men can't carry it ?
A : A shadow

Riddles

Q : What do you call a witch on a beach ?
A : Sandwich !

Riddles

Q : What do you call a deer with no eye ?
A : No idea (no eye deer)

Riddles

Q : What do snowmen eat for breakfast ?
A : Snowflakes !